- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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