how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

whats a joke

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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