What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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