- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

roses are red violets are indigo

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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