If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Robin, get in the car!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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