- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Weed.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Wolfjob.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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