What if I told you.....potatoe

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

j.p. is dumb

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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