Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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I like school Said no one ever.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Replacement Referees

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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meh

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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