The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What does water smell like? water.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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