What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Women's rights

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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