Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Soccer...

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Do the roar!

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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