Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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shut up elliot

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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