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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

rose are red violets should be purple

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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