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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

rabbits running in my bathroom!

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Anti Joke

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