- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

im @ work, LOL.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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