- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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