a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

HOLY SHIT!!!!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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