- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

why are black people so fast? because there black

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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