A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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