Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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