What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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