A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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