- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

I literally died laughing

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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