- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

My name is Jeff

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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