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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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