Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what's worst than being gay? being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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