- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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