Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Where's my baby??

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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