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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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