The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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