- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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