A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Your mom is so fat...

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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