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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A white person at Harvard

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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