Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Take off your shoes.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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homework

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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fava beans

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You're Adopted.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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