What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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