What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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BOTTOM!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what?

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Membean

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