- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Whats the difference between a frog?

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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