- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

raisin boogers

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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