Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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