Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Whats an Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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