- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Your existance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

knock knock piss off

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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