What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

thumb_up thumb_down -13

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

thumb_up thumb_down -15

David Silberberg is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

lol a man is drowning

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's that in the road.... a-head?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops