Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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You're welcome!

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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