- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

rape that shit

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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