Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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womens rights

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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i'm funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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