a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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