- Anti Joke

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Darude - Sandstorm

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

heads up!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

who is mark

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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