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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Xzibit

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

try slamming a revolving door

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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