What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Barbara Streisand

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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