roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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