What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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You.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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