- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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