- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why? Whats wrong?

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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