Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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