- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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